I received and interesting and funny email today. I guess banks have to protect themselves.
Very Important- Guideline Changes
· LTVs > 65% SISA Loans now require a minimum credit score of 849.
· For all LTVs > 65%, 360 months of payment reserves now required.
· Borrowers must have no previous bankruptcies in their family history going back three generations (including, but not limited to 2nd cousins twice removed).

· A minimum of 25 years self-employment history now required for all Stated Programs (at same location).
· Minimum Credit Score for Subprime Loans raised to 720.
· All non-arms length transaction borrowers (mortgage, real estate professionals, family members) will be required to provide full-documentation, subject to criminal background checks, wire tapping, strip-searches, blood tests, and a minimum of 12 hours of interrogation by the Department of Homeland Security.
Please note that these changes will go into effect within the next five minutes. So please lock your existing loans immediately. All existing loans in your pipeline must fund by noon today. The vast majority of fulfillment staff is off today, so no Rush Requests will be accepted.
We apologize for the inconvenience. We realize these are tough times in the mortgage industry for all of us. Be assured that we have a commitment to remaining strong and weathering out the storm. We ask for your understanding and cooperation.
Sincerely,
Your Committed Wholesale Lender
Ronda
Very funny Rhonda,.
You had me there, for a moment.









